[CW: Awful food; gluttony; innuendo; mockery of processed food]
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The Gobbler’s Tofurkey Explosion
Got another absurdist horror/comedy thing for ya this holiday season!
[CW: mention of cannibalism, very questionable food ethics, horrifying turkey-men]
Continue reading The Gobbler’s Tofurkey ExplosionA Frank Review of McDongald’s
Another one for ya! This time a tale of wonder, a tale of exploration, a tale of…beef.
[CW: Pretentiousness and awful food]
Continue reading A Frank Review of McDongald’sFlash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”
Got something especially absurd for you folks today.
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”Flash Fiction – “Tools”
Here’s some flash fic I wrote a while back, loosely-inspired by a character from the video game series, Borderlands.
CW: For medical malpractice, murder, general scumbag not-a-doctor-anymore type stuff
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Castle in a Cave
by Anthony Jutz
[Contains mentions of: Illness, death penalty, and Canada, I guess]
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “Castle in a Cave”Flash Fiction – “Daylight Savings Time”
CN: Apocalyptic Machinery
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “Daylight Savings Time”The Builders
I can’t believe I didn’t post this here. I’m very proud of this story and it contains much weirdness. I hope you enjoy it too! [Note, March 2023: Apparently I didn’t have this published, so, here ya go!]
CN: Biomechanical horror, death, transformation
Continue reading The BuildersThe Ur-Chicken
So, I wrote this rather twisted and ridiculous faux opinion article on a supernatural chicken deity and, well, y’all will just have to read this absurd thing for yourselves.
[CW: Mentions of animal torment, fictional conspiracy stuff]
Continue reading The Ur-ChickenProse – “The Wandering Bell”
The Wandering Bell
By Anthony Jutz
CN: Destruction of a village, Ghosts
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