Stories – Jank Hambrams

The Gobbler’s Tofurkey Explosion

Got another absurdist horror/comedy thing for ya this holiday season!

[CW: mention of cannibalism, very questionable food ethics, horrifying turkey-men]

A Frank Review of McDongald’s

Another one for ya! This time a tale of wonder, a tale of exploration, a tale of…beef.

[CW: Pretentiousness and awful food]

Flash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”

Got something especially absurd for you folks today.

Flash Fiction – “Tools”

Here’s some flash fic I wrote a while back, loosely-inspired by a character from the video game series, Borderlands.

CW: For medical malpractice, murder, general scumbag not-a-doctor-anymore type stuff

Flash Fiction – “Castle in a Cave”

Castle in a Cave
by Anthony Jutz

[Contains mentions of: Illness, death penalty, and Canada, I guess]

Flash Fiction – “Daylight Savings Time”

CN: Apocalyptic Machinery

I can’t believe I didn’t post this here. I’m very proud of this story and it contains much weirdness. I hope you enjoy it too! [Note, March 2023: Apparently I didn’t have this published, so, here ya go!]

CN: Biomechanical horror, death, transformation

The Ur-Chicken

So, I wrote this rather twisted and ridiculous faux opinion article on a supernatural chicken deity and, well, y’all will just have to read this absurd thing for yourselves.

[CW: Mentions of animal torment, fictional conspiracy stuff]

Prose – “The Wandering Bell”

The Wandering Bell

By Anthony Jutz

CN: Destruction of a village, Ghosts

“Kissing”

Remember: Practice proper safety precautions when engaging in face-to-face combat. Precautions such as keeping a fire extinguisher handy, or doing so in a torrential downpour.

CN: Death, Fire, Profanity

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Category: Stories