[CW: Awful food; gluttony; innuendo; mockery of processed food]
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The Gobbler’s Tofurkey Explosion
Got another absurdist horror/comedy thing for ya this holiday season!
[CW: mention of cannibalism, very questionable food ethics, horrifying turkey-men]
Continue reading The Gobbler’s Tofurkey ExplosionA Frank Review of McDongald’s
Another one for ya! This time a tale of wonder, a tale of exploration, a tale of…beef.
[CW: Pretentiousness and awful food]
Continue reading A Frank Review of McDongald’sFlash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”
Got something especially absurd for you folks today.
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”Flash Fiction – “Tools”
Here’s some flash fic I wrote a while back, loosely-inspired by a character from the video game series, Borderlands.
CW: For medical malpractice, murder, general scumbag not-a-doctor-anymore type stuff
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CN: Apocalyptic Machinery
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