[CW: Awful food; gluttony; innuendo; mockery of processed food]
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The Gobbler’s Tofurkey Explosion
Got another absurdist horror/comedy thing for ya this holiday season!
[CW: mention of cannibalism, very questionable food ethics, horrifying turkey-men]
Continue reading The Gobbler’s Tofurkey ExplosionA Frank Review of McDongald’s
Another one for ya! This time a tale of wonder, a tale of exploration, a tale of…beef.
[CW: Pretentiousness and awful food]
Continue reading A Frank Review of McDongald’sFlash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”
Got something especially absurd for you folks today.
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “The Magnificent Maestro”Flash Fiction – “Tools”
Here’s some flash fic I wrote a while back, loosely-inspired by a character from the video game series, Borderlands.
CW: For medical malpractice, murder, general scumbag not-a-doctor-anymore type stuff
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “Tools”Flash Fiction – “Castle in a Cave”
Castle in a Cave
by Anthony Jutz
[Contains mentions of: Illness, death penalty, and Canada, I guess]
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “Castle in a Cave”Flash Fiction – “Daylight Savings Time”
CN: Apocalyptic Machinery
Continue reading Flash Fiction – “Daylight Savings Time”The Builders
I can’t believe I didn’t post this here. I’m very proud of this story and it contains much weirdness. I hope you enjoy it too! [Note, March 2023: Apparently I didn’t have this published, so, here ya go!]
CN: Biomechanical horror, death, transformation
Continue reading The BuildersThe Ur-Chicken
So, I wrote this rather twisted and ridiculous faux opinion article on a supernatural chicken deity and, well, y’all will just have to read this absurd thing for yourselves.
[CW: Mentions of animal torment, fictional conspiracy stuff]
Continue reading The Ur-ChickenProse – The Filthy One
I had the urge to write something gross, so I figured I’d lean into it and write it. First bit of finished flash fic in like… several months lol. I like the idea of a biomechanical vampire that feeds upon filth.
Content Note: Contains mentions of blood, disease, general gross industrial waste kinda shit
The Filthy One
By Anthony JutzThe grimy, unfiltered mud on the air fills Bloat’s lungs, as he sips the soot-wasted water. The contamination floods his veins, the tubes and processors attached to his back pulsating angrily. It wouldn’t be long before he was ready.
His vision runs crimson, the industrial wasteland of the city below offering fresh prey. The humans he feeds upon may be vulnerable and weighted by the utter disease of this place, but the residue of factories and their byproducts gives him a strength of desolate, biological perversion. His fangs drip an odd sort of poison, a mixture of blood and disgust, all the better to sap his prey of strength.
Diving below, he tackles a stray human and drags them into the sewer, their screams deadened by his teeth clamping their throat shut. As with the others before, he buries them in the filth, to brew and stew until they are ripe and bloated, perfect for drinking from.
Another night’s good work achieved, Bloat inhales the fetid air and sighs. Time to rest.